Guest post by "Bloop" Sounds like your boss went to a ninja school for ducks or some sort of web-footed, bright feathered fowl. Maybe if he wasn't sleeping or started to waddle faster he'd actually notice all the hard work you do. If you've noticed the things you have I'd say you've grown up. Now it just turns into a matter of moving on to a job you'll actually enjoy so then it will seem like you never have to work another day in your life.